Things That Annoy Me

1. My computer.
2. People who are always late.
3. Or too early.
4. Beating around the bush.
5. Playing games.
6. People who have a cell phone, and don't bother to turn it on.
7. Favor-askers hinting.
8. Anything I cannot open with my hands or teeth.
9. Long line-ups...and then slow cashiers.
10. Weeds.
11. When the bus doesn't show up.
12. A horrible movie.
13. When people push on the bus.
14. Alarm clocks.
15. People who lie to me.
16. Re-runs.
17. Fingerprints on walls.
18. The color beige.
19. Cocky people.
20. Uncomfortable clothes.
21. Losing.
22. Singing the wrong lyrics.
23. Tuesdays without 24.
24. Getting tickled.
25. Mary-Kate and Ashley.
26. Richard Simmons.
27. Knots.
28. Cheerleaders.
29. Un-tangling anything.
30. People who spit in public.
31. Having a cold.
32. Ignorant people.
33. People not returning borrowed items.
34. When Hotmail isn't working.
35. Polka dots on clothing.
36. When the power goes out.
37. Busy signals.
38. Junk mail.
39. Not understanding something.
40. LOTR obsessions.
41. Teacher's who don't show up on time to get their class.
42. Finding someone already did half the crossword.
43. Knowing only the answers they did.
44. Someone sticking their finger in my drink.
45. Parallel parking.
46. Feet.
47. The radio announcer never telling me who sang that song.
48. People who try to "fix" me.
49. People who make promises they don't keep.
50. Bumpy bus rides.
51. No Miracle Whip left.
52. Cravings.
53. Funerals.
54. People who patronize me.
55. Books with bad endings.
56. Tense moments of quiet.
57. Math.
58. Multiple Choice exams.
59. Losing my keys.
60. Excessive rain.
61. -40 weather.
62. Shallow people.
63. Missing socks.
64. Forgetting my watch.
65. The light bulb burning out.
66. Early morning phone calls.
67. The wrong CD in the case.
68. Headaches.
69. People who get everything done early.
70. Commercials.
71. Missing one piece in a puzzle.
72. Red lights.
73. Wide load trucks.
74. Being put on hold.
75. Sunday drivers on Saturday.
76. Drivers who don't signal.
78. Boring answering machine greetings.
79. Being disappointed.
80. People who ask stupid questions.
81. Having cold feet.
82. When batteries die.
83. Smoke machines.
84. Strobe lights.
85. When pictures don't turn out.
86. Stubbing my toe.
87. Light that is too bright.
88. Sticky candy.
89. Doing the dishes.
90. People who are blissfully happy - all the time.
91. Humidity.
92. Pot holes.
93. Junk mail.
94. Bills.
95. Finding a really cute dress, and finding no more in my size.
96. Folding laundry. There is just no fun game to do with it.
97. Nightmares.
98. Having no more hangers.
99. People who don't spell my name right.
100. This list. Bad mood inducer.
  ¶ 8:33 PM